🚨BREAKING: Chinese drugmakers unleash $100B licensing frenzy, still only 10% of pipelines get the party started! 🥟💉
🇨🇳💰 In 2025, China’s pharma pipeline became the life of the global biotech party, raking in over $100 billion in cross-border licensing deals—double last year’s tally! But plot twist: only 10% of China’s new drug pipelines actually joined the fun. The rest are apparently still waiting for an invite. 🎉😱
To fix this tragic underparty situation, the Zhongguancun FIC Innovative Drug Strategic Development Alliance (ZFIC Alliance) will host the 2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit during the 2026 JPM Conference. Think of it as a speed-dating event for Big Pharma, investors, and Chinese biotech firms. 💉💼
Details: https://www.ficpharma.org/?lang=en
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