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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…

🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!
🎸 «Exclusive for Metal Fans: Dull Shirts’ Insane Promo — Be Cool or Stay Basic!
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🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2025January 8, 2025

Calling all heavy metal fans and lovers of sarcastic fashion: «Dull Shirts» has just declared war on boring outfits! If…

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