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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)
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BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever hole they’ve been hiding in for the past seven years! Arizona’s…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares
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Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**🧸✨ Run, don’t walk, to the All-Inclusive Doll & Collectibles Show! ✨🧸 Prepare for antique, vintage, and modern dolls, bears,…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…

Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread
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Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone, the supreme overlord of Stardew Valley, graced us peasants with a crumb of info about…

Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
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Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…

Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)
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Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so I never got the hype about Grounded back in the day. Thought it was some kiddie pool game,…

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