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Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)
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Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so I never got the hype about Grounded back in the day. Thought it was some kiddie pool game,…

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
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Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** 🕵️‍♀️ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** 🕵️‍♀️ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
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Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
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EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…

Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…

Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
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Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
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SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…

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