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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

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San Diego: Stuff To Do (If You’re Desperate)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water!…

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Clearwater, FL: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Anything Fun)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Clearwater, FL is THE place to be—if you’re into, like, *events* or something. 🙄 Apparently, some folks wanna know what’s…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

Shillington Explodes in Seidel Auto Group-Sponsored Blaze of Glory
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Shillington Explodes in Seidel Auto Group-Sponsored Blaze of Glory

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Prepare for the Greater Governor Mifflin League Community Days, peasants!** 📍 Location: 101 S Waverly St, Reading, PA…

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
Elephant Reads CNN

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…

The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
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The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

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