BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! π€ The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves βThe Last of Usβ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
Oh noes! π± Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! π»πͺ FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…
Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
OMG! π± Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…
Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, βSquid Gameβ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka JankoviΔ NeΕ‘iΔ (who?),…
Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! π Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? π Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…