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Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…

Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
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Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
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Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
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States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers
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Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Justin Vernon, the mastermind behind Bon Iver, has recently ventured into the world of commercial jingles, and his first project…

Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters
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Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

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