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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
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Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…

Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
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Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…

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