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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

Amy Winehouse’s iconic album Back To Black is getting the live treatment in London, because apparently retirement is just a…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales
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Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

The MAGA-associated Patriots Day Freedom Fest has been canceled less than a week before it was set to start after…

Afroman Weighs In On Canceled Riot Fest Amid Chaos
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Afroman Weighs In On Canceled Riot Fest Amid Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Riot Fest 2026 was forced to adjust its Saturday and Sunday schedules due to torrential rains in Chicago, resulting in…

Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
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Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…

Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
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Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…

Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
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Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
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Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…

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