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ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
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ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…

Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited
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Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market trends, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
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Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…

America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…

Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix
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Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 2, 2026

The latest numbers are in, and the most-watched title on Netflix last week was Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended…

Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama on the House floor, and let me tell you,…

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