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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills
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Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Gaming? Leading the way in technology? 🤣 More like leading the way in draining your bank account and turning you…

People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
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People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…

Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
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Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…

Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
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Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…

CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
The Witcher’s Bathtub Scene Divided a Studio: Should We See Geralt’s Glutes?
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
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The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…

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