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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🤠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Games News, Live

Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…

Signed a Petition? Go to Jail! Lobby Group Declares War on Gamers
1.3 Million Gamers at Risk of Prison for Demanding Their Rights
Games News

Signed a Petition? Go to Jail! Lobby Group Declares War on Gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

A new initiative called “Start Jailing Gamers” has sent shockwaves through the gaming community after being launched by the infamous…

Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
Breaking, Games News

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
Breaking, Games News

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
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James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

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