Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
Tag: games
Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…
OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Another battle royale bites the dust! 🧛♂️💨 Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt, the game that dared to ask,…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…
TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
**OMG! Movie trivia? 🙄 As if we care! Monthly themed games & a movie? 😴 Theme a secret? How exciting!…