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Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
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Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas 💡, haven’t slowed down one…

New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect
Techland Fights Back: Pigs in Dying Light Replaced with Weaponized Rainbow Ponies
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New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In a world where the gaming industry has long become a battlefield for the feelings of anyone and everyone who…

Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
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Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…

Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)
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Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! JUJUTSU KAISEN: Execution is here to milk your wallets dry with a “movie” that’s basically just…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

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