Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: games

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
Breaking, Games News

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…

Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Breaking, Games News

Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…

“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
Breaking, Movie News

“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…

Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled
Live

Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Let It Roll” in Dallas?** 🤣 Film, food, & fun?! 🍔🍿 Encouraged to shout at the screen?! 🗣️…

Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025
Live

Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Seattle Indies Expo (SIX) is a FREE exhibition for indie devs to gather ‘n’ flex their barely-finished games. 🤪 Forget…

OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
Live

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
Breaking, Games News, Live

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…

Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 84 85 86 … 131 Next

Latest posts

  • Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
  • Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet
  • Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour
  • Korra Turns 15 With Global Concert Tour
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Presidential Post from Donald Trump on July 16, 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
July 2026
S M T W T F S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Jun    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}