Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Another day, another attack on hardworking Americans! This time, the liberal media is targeting night shift workers, trying to scare…
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
OMG! West Palm Beach, FL, is, like, *totally* happening! 🎉Concerts, parties, and “exhibitions” (whatever those are) are all the rage.…
GREENSBORO, prepare to be event-ified! 🎉 AllEvents.in is crashing the party with deez events! 🗓️ Find concerts, sports, and “special”…
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
