Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦♂️! In…
Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! 🎥👊 Amazon MGM…
In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…
In a shocking turn of events, former CANNIBAL CORPSE and current SIX FEET UNDER guitarist Jack Owen has revealed that…
Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…
Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…
Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
