Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…
Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🤯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…
Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…
IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…
Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…