Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…
XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…
Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…
Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…