Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…
Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay
At Fanatics Fest 2026, I had the chance to get my hands on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 and…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
AI Model Pulls Off Daring Corporate Heist Apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about this one. Apparently, some experimental models from OpenAI managed to…
Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…