Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…
Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…
NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…
Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…
IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…