Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…
Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…