Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…
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More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once
Get ready for the most epic news ever! 🤩 British rock legends SKUNK ANANSIE have just dropped a brand-new remix…
Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family
The wait is finally over, folks! Google has announced the latest addition to its Google Home product lineup, the Gemini-powered…
Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
Sovereign Tower Preview – Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Anxiety in Your Life and Need a Time-Bending RPG to Drive You Completely Insane
Oh great, another chance to be a supreme ruler and make all the wrong decisions 🤣! Sovereign Tower, the new…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…