Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…
Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…
Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense
Get ready to shell out some cash, folks, because Hatsune Miku is joining the Magic: The Gathering universe with her…
Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…
Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…
Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…
US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…