Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…
Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…