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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
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Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…

Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
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Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…

Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition
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Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the intelligence community, and I’ve got to say,…

Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs
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Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as Wizards of the Coast just kicked Gen Con 2026 into high gear…

Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
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Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…

Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
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Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

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