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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
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Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…

Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
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Trump Wins Again Because Democracy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
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Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…

Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
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Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…

National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
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National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

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