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Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Let’s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) 🎉 Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
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Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…

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“ADHD? More Like AD-HAHAHA! Let’s Get These Students Focused… Or Not!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

🚨🚨 ALERT: FREE EVENT FOR ADULTS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL 🚨🚨 Attention, educators! 📣 Join Twinkl Tutors & ADHD guru…

GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!
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Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Disney+ Unleashes the Hype Train for Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Because Apparently We Needed More Sith Drama Oh…

The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
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The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…

Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!
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Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

February on Disney+ is here to remind you that nostalgia is still a business model 💅. Whether you’re a ’70s…

“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”
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“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

Skillsfest UK LIVE – Because Zoom Fatigue Isn’t Real! 💻 Calling all students and parents who enjoy staring at screens…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
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“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

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