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Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
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Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
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Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
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Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
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US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…

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