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THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
Taylor Momsen’s Crochet Addiction Saves THE PRETTY RECKLESS from the Edge of Sanity
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THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…

Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: Your Tax Refund Just Got Wiped Out By Iranian Oil Prices, Thanks Obama So much for that “big, beautiful”…

NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
NEUROSIS Just Dropped an Album While You Were Still Deciding What to Stream
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NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh Look, the Leftist Enforcers Are at It Again! In a desperate attempt to thwart the will of President Trump,…

Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Trump's America: Where Chaos Reigns and the Patriots Thrive👋
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
Breaking, Games News

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
DROWNING POOL Finally Plan Something for "Sinner" 25th Anniversary—After 24 Years of Doing Nothing
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DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…

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