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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)
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Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, look, another leftist virtue-signaling project! A dead journalist and a “save the rainforest” book? How original! Probably funded by…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! ðŸĪŠ Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.ðŸŋ Mentors assign…

LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About
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LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Lita Ford, our resident queen of hairspray and questionable decisions, just dropped some truth bombs…

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
Of course, the Deep State Swamp doesn't want us MAGA Patriots to expose the Epstein files!
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GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 This week, “NO BAD SUNDAYS” is hosting a watch party & discussion of “HOMECOMING”! 🙄 It was written,…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYSðŸ’Đ is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎎. Written, produced, & directed by…

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a Ų†ØŽŲ…ØĐ Michelin?
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a Ų†ØŽŲ…ØĐ Michelin?

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…

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