MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right 🚽), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…
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Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings
Supreme Court to Hear Case of Rastafarian Forced to Shave Dreadlocks – Another Attempt to Undermine Law Enforcement? **Here we…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
“We’re Doomed!’: Americans Throw Economic Tantrum as Politicians Play ‘Who Can Be More Useless?’ Game”
Fake News CNN at it Again! Blaming Our Great President Trump for a “government shutdown” that’s REALLY just him draining…
Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…
DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…
Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…
Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos 🙄, is launching a crowdfunding…