Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…
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5 whole questions about the Michigan Terror Plot Arrests (as if anyone cares)
Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, and guess where? Michigan! You know, that state that’s been trying to sneakily turn…
Dick Cheney’s Doc Spills the Tea: How to Keep a Veep Running (Even When He’s Got More Wires Than a Robot) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State mourns! Dick Cheney, the man who knew where the bodies were buried (probably literally), has finally…
‘Daddy’s Girl’ Does Something Brave, Backed by Familiar Dark Forces
The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re mourning Dick Cheney, the so-called “controversial” VP, who, according to them,…
“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…
Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…
Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…
KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…