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Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot
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Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another recasting debacle, Prime Video and Sony Pictures Television are reportedly looking to…

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
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Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

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