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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
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BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
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GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
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Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

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