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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
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TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train
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Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest claims, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
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Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
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McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
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Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…

Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
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Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…

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