Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…
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Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…
Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…
Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…
Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…
RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…