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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
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Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
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Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…

KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
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KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

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