Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…
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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…
America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…
Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…
Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…
Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…