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Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
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Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
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Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…

Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
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Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…

Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident
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Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, and I have…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…

Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
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Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

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