Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…
GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…
Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…