State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…
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Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay
Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…
PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…
Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
Alright, buckle up buttercups ☕, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face 😜), has graced us with…
SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…
Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 Teaser Drops, Release Date Announced (Prepare for More Monster Mash Madness)
Apple TV, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite budget), has decided to unleash another season of its critically…