Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (👴👴👴), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…
Tag: Holiday
TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…
Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…
Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…
Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…
TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
TFcrew: Day of Atonement!🤦♂️ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!💩 Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…
From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…
Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…