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Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
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Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…

NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
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NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…

“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
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“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
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‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…

Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
Elephant Reads CNN

Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
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LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…

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