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Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
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Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…

Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
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Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…

ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
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ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka Janković Nešić (who?),…

US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?
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US Airlines Hacked: Is Your In-Flight WiFi Safe?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that some “cybercriminal group” called “Scattered Spider” (probably funded by George Soros) has been…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
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Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…

Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…

Trump’s Brainwave: “Shadow” Fed Chair – Because Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough
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Trump’s Brainwave: “Shadow” Fed Chair – Because Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Trump is thinking of shaking things up at the Fed! CNN is clutching its pearls, terrified that…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

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