‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Tag: horror
Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11
Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…
Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…
Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…
Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…
Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…
Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…
Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…
Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…
End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…