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From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
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Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…

Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
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Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…

Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
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Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…

M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
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M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…

OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels
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OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right

FinnJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…

From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies
Elephant Reads CNN

From Victim to Influencer: How Right-Wing Celeb Drama is Turning Young Women into Brainwashed Zombies

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the liberal media is clutching its pearls over the rise of conservative women’s media. They’re…

Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
Elephant Reads CNN

Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…

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