Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his fellow Democrats to “fight back harder” against our glorious President Trump. Apparently, some folks are “bending the knee” to Trump. Can you imagine? A politician actually respecting the will of the people!
Booker is losing it over Texas redrawing its congressional map. Boo hoo! Cry me a river, Cory. Maybe if your party wasn’t so obsessed with turning America into a socialist paradise, you wouldn’t be in this mess. And now, he’s whining about corporations not standing up on “principle.” Translation: They’re not pushing his leftist agenda hard enough.
He’s even throwing shade at law firms and universities. Accusing them of “bending the knee.” The nerve of these institutions for not joining the Democrat’s anti-Trump cult! Booker’s dramatic pronouncements about history judging those who don’t resist Trump are hilarious. As if anyone will remember his empty rhetoric a week from now!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
