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Blizzard’s Blessing: DPS Tier List Tells You Who to Reroll Into Now
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Blizzard’s Blessing: DPS Tier List Tells You Who to Reroll Into Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

As I sit here, sipping my morning coffee and browsing through the latest WoW DPS tier list, I’m reminded of…

Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
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Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
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Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
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Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
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Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…

Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
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Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…

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