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Prepare for Symphonic Overkill and 100% More Pretentious Arm-Waving
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PACNWRS Is Back in Puyallup Because Apparently There Aren’t Enough Creepy Crawlies in the PNW Already
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In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
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Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
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