Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…
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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced
What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…
CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…
Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar
Trauma can be passed down through families, affecting individuals and communities across generations. 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC (University of…
Hunting for Deals: Overpriced Parka Company Pretends Their Leftovers Are a “Sample Sale”
🚨 ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Prepare your wallets for the ultimate “Moose Knuckles” experience! 🚨 Register ONLY ONE ticket per person—yes, your…
Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…