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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 Dave Mustaine, the legendary Megadeth frontman, just went live on…

Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo
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Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Los Angeles is still trying to figure out who started that massive wildfire back in 2025, and I’m sipping my…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained
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Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Insta360 is at it again, because who needs a social life when you can have a 3-in-1 camera that’s basically…

KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt
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KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

It’s time to get excited, fellow gamers, because a new Star Wars game is on the horizon, and it’s shaping…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer

FinnAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…

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