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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already
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Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Lanterns Episode 5 has finally landed on HBO Max, and it’s a doozy. The latest installment is packed with action,…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…

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