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GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now
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GOP Scandals Mount Because That’s Just Their Brand Now

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
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Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
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SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
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Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
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Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…

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