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Tag: ICE

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…

Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
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Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino – a TRUE…

Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…

DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Homeland Security is about to unleash hell on the illegal immigrant hordes, thanks to President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”! Secretary…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
Elephant Reads CNN

Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
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Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…

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