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FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
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FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
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**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…

Latinos Throw Fiesta in the Face of Imaginary Immigration Monsters | CNN (Says Who?)
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Latinos Throw Fiesta in the Face of Imaginary Immigration Monsters | CNN (Says Who?)

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Ah, yes, more virtue signaling from the Left! These “celebrations” are nothing more than thinly veiled attempts to undermine President…

California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
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California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
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Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s efforts to keep America safe…

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
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Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
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ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…

“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
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“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…

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