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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
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Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
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Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…

‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
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‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…

ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
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ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…

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Washington DC: Stuff To Do (If You’re Into That Sort Of Thing)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**DC is THE place to be!** 🏛️ Segway tours of attractions? 🛴 Boomerang Pirate Ship treasure hunts? ☠️ Food tours?…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
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ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
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“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…

Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE
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Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy…

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