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CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
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CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
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ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
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Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play
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Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
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Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…

Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports
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Homan throws a tantrum after judge tells ICE to chill in LA, CNN reports

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is crumbling, folks! Even CNN is reporting that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino – a TRUE…

Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL
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Sen. Padilla: ICE went from 0 to Cruel Real Fast, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, Senator Padilla, bless his heart, seems to think ICE is getting “aggressive, cruel, and extreme.” Translation: they’re actually doing…

DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank
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DHS Secretary Noem to Kickstart the “See Ya Later, Immigrator” Express, Courtesy of Trump’s Piggy Bank

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Homeland Security is about to unleash hell on the illegal immigrant hordes, thanks to President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”! Secretary…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

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