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Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
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Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
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Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…

Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
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Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…

The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado
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The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Poot from “The Wire” (yeah, that’s all he’s ever done) claims a tornado demolished his house in Georgia!…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ’Έ.
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Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ’Έ.

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…

Gene Simmons Blames Insurance for Highway Robbery Roadie Experience, Proving Rock ‘n’ Roll is Officially Dead πŸ’€ and Replaced by Greed πŸ’°
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Gene Simmons Blames Insurance for Highway Robbery Roadie Experience, Proving Rock ‘n’ Roll is Officially Dead πŸ’€ and Replaced by Greed πŸ’°

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

πŸŽΈπŸ’° Oh, the audacity! Gene Simmons, the Demon of… charging exorbitant prices, is back at it again! Apparently, being a…

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