AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…
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Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The…
Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…
SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…
Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions
Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…
70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…