Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)
So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…
AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…
Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…
KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital
OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…
Senate Accidentally Approves Funny Internet Money Law, World Doomed
Oh, the swamp creatures in the Senate have been at it again, haven’t they? They’ve passed some so-called “bipartisan” crypto…
Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…