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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese 🧀, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
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Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
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Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

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