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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’
Oh look, Matt Sorum finally remembered what the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is!
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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

In early January, former GUNS N’ ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER drummer Matt Sorum sat down for an interview with WCZR…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
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GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
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SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

Spy Chief Gabbard Hooks Trump Up with FBI Agents Who Raided Election Office—Because Who Needs a Filter?
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Spy Chief Gabbard Hooks Trump Up with FBI Agents Who Raided Election Office—Because Who Needs a Filter?

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

President Trump Shows Leadership by Speaking Directly with FBI Agents in Georgia Election Probe In a stunning display of hands-on…

Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…

“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
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“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…

“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”
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“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 27, 2026

Another snowflake Republican flees the field as President Trump’s AMERICA-FIRST patriots continue crushing liberal tears and weak-kneed RINOs! Chris “Cancelled”…

Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
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Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…

MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’
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MATT SORUM Claims VELVET REVOLVER Was Inches From GUNS N’ ROSES Status: ‘We Just Ran Out of Steam (And Maybe Talent)’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…

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