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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
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‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
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SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision

Chord F. DiscordDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…

Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
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Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…

ADAM GONTIER on THREE DAYS GRACE’s Tag-Team Vocals: “The Fans Deserved This Circus”
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ADAM GONTIER on THREE DAYS GRACE’s Tag-Team Vocals: “The Fans Deserved This Circus”

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Estonia’s AlteRock, the dynamic duo of THREE DAYS GRACE – Adam Gontier and Matt Walst…

Dave Mustaine Blames Ex-Megadeth Dude’s Bad Manners For Reunion Fail, World Ends
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Dave Mustaine Blames Ex-Megadeth Dude’s Bad Manners For Reunion Fail, World Ends

Chord F. DiscordDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

So, Dave Mustaine, bless his cotton socks, is pondering the END of MEGADETH 🙄. Yes, you heard it right, folks!…

Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, here's your dose of musical mayhem. Prepare to have your eardrums… mildly amused. 🤣
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Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

KORN‘s Ray Luzier, the dude who hits things for a living, just dropped a THIRTEEN-MINUTE video showcasing his “Lose Yer…

Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’
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Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 🚨GUNS N’ ROSES🚨 just dropped two new singles! 🙄 Because, you know, we were all *dying* for more Axl…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

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